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Highlights
Your One-Way Ticket to the Moon with Space Y. Unearthly luxury, cosmic cuisine, and lunar adventures await!

About This Deal
Embark on the most extraordinary journey of your lifetime—a one-way trip to the Moon, exclusively with Space Y. Leave the ordinary behind as you soar through the Galaxy or Universe, destined for lunar landscapes untouched by tourists. Our once-in-an-eternity package offers travel and a transformative experience that promises to be the pinnacle of earthly adventures. Forget tropical beaches and mountain retreats; the actual escape is 238,900 miles away.

In This Deal:
VIP Boarding Pass to the Moon:
Secure your seat aboard Space Y's state-of-the-art spacecraft, equipped with panoramic windows for unmatched views of Earth's departure and lunar arrival. Enjoy the lightness of being with zero-gravity entertainment and cosmic cocktails.

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Lunar Luxury Habitat:
Spend eternity (or just the night, in Earth terms) in our ultra-modern Moon Pods. Designed by leading astro-architects, these habitats offer home comforts, including gravity simulation, with a view that's literally out of this world.

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Gourmet Galactic Cuisine:
Savor the flavors of the future with our Michelin-starred space meals. Our molecular gastronomy will take your taste buds on a journey as vast as the galaxy. Choose from various Earth classics reimagined for lunar dining, complete with vacuum-sealed freshness.

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Space Y Swag Bag:
Commemorate your journey with limited-edition merchandise, including a Space Y spacesuit, moon boots, and a piece of the moon to take back to Earth (should you ever return).
Exclusive Lunar Experiences:
Your stay on the Moon is packed with activities designed for terrestrial thrill-seekers.

Float over the Tranquility Base

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Golf in gravity one-sixth of Earth’s

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Take a rover ride along the scenic Sea of Rains

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Participate in the first-ever lunar Olympics

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Enjoy a silent disco under the Earthrise

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Our tips on what to do on the moon:
Moon Cheese Tasting:
Dive into the finest selection of moon cheeses, rumored to be hidden in the Mare Cheeseboardum region. With flavors ranging from Rock Blue to Crater Gouda, discover why the moon has been the cheese capital of the cosmos. Disclaimer: Tasting experiences may vary based on imagination levels.

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Alien Hide-and-Seek:
Play the galaxy's most epic game of hide-and-seek with local Moonians (the moon's very own aliens). They're transparent, sneaky, and love a good laugh. Find an alien and win a cosmic prize. Note: Aliens may or may not exist.

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Lunar Limbo Under the Stars:
How low can you go in low gravity? Test your flexibility with a game of lunar limbo under a starlit sky. With the moon's reduced gravity, expect to set new personal bests. Warning: This may result in uncontrollable space giggles.